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Atheism Live Wallpaper 1.1
... so then I was like, "dude, how can itbeboth pink and a unicorn?" And she was like, "becauseit'sinvisible." Then I realized that what I always knew but had Iknownnow what I knew now then now it would never have come tothis...*POOF* An invisible pink unicorn live wallpaper foratheists, orfor nobody.
Merchant of Venice Live 1.0
Shakespeare's dad was a tax collector.Perhapsthere is something personal about this play for that reason.Orperhaps usury and usurious individuals are wicked and a threattolife itself, and The Bard was trying to convey this. Lendingforprofit should be illegal. Do you agree or is it tar andfeathers?Contemplate this and your navel with this live wallpaperfeaturing500 quotes from the play and images taken from townswhereShakespeare once helped his dad collect tax on beer.
Tempest Live Wallpaper 1.0
Before Gilligan's Island, before Bob Denverandthe Denver omlette (see ephisode 99), Shakespeare was alreadytoyingaround with the idea of haters stuck on an island togetherinTempest, or The Tempest. The "The" article should be implied bythesigularity of the noun "Tempest", but, speaking of haters, Iwouldhate to get stuck on an island with a grammarardian. What'snotimplied though is that this live wallpaper has 500 quotes fromtheplay with images taken from Shakespeare's home town. It willkeepyou thinking about who you would like to be stuck on anislandwith.
Shakespeare's Sonnets Live 1.0
Travel the French Alps, get lost inladyfingers playing at an instrument. Pine with the Bard overlostyouth. This live wallpaper offers lines from all ofShakespeare'ssonnets, and presents them in a unique way that willkeep youlanguishing in Italian love poetry.Includes imagery from the bard's home town!
Othello the Moore Live 1.0
The "Othello" is a deception that hasbeenrepeated across history, civilizations and continents.It'swonderheist itself that the name of this Moore has not come tomean"social compliance through social deception". Think aboutthatwhile buying this live wallpaper featuring 500 quotes from theplaywith images taken from towns where Shakespeare oncelived.
Tragedy of Coriolanus Live 1.0
Do the chickens peck at the crows who peckatthe eagles? Does the human species have these "peckingorders"?What is popular rule? What is popular? Will you ever learnhow tosay the title of this play correctly, and without snickering?Theanswers will all be made known when you own this shiny newlivewallpaper featuring 500 quotes from the tragedy as well asimagesfrom where Shakespeare once wept.
All's Well That Ends Well Live 1.0
Did someone say first folio? Betterscratchthat itch! Just kidding, folios don't itch like follicles.But 500hand selected phrases from Shakespeare's All's Well ThatEnds Wellwill keep you thinking about good folio. Don't worry, itends well.At least in this play. I can't say the same about thekey, orhamlet or the other hairs.
Timon of Athens Live 1.0
Most of your friends are there becauseyouprovide them with gradual usages. If you want to give all ofyourstuff away so that you have nothing to offer, and learnaboutfriendship the hard way - go for it. Or, or you can studypoorTimon of Athens and later emit a misanthropic monologueoflamentation by yourself when nobody is looking. Afterward,cleanyourself up and bake some cookies for your "friends" withlesschocolate chips than the recipe calls for. This livewallpaperfeatures 500 hand selected quotes from the play withtastefulimagery taken from Shakespeare's home town to keep you intheknow.
Titus Andronicus Live 1.0
There is no business like the revengebusiness.Or was it show business? I forget how the song goes. Buthave younoticed that those engaged in the revenge business areoften wellfunded? That's because people tend to work best whenthey care less.Speaking of apathy, this play has Goths in it too.This livewallpaper features 500 quotes from the play in additionto rarephotographs taken from Shakespeare's home town.
King Henry VIII Live 1.0
Ain't no stoppin' a king when he wants tomakea little dude with a monogamous harem. Even when that king hastheKell blood type, its make a little dude or get a newreligion.Feeling manly? Want more hair on your throne? Then thislivewallpaper is for you! It features 500 quotes from the playwithimages taken from towns where Shakespeare once lived asanunregistered little dude.
King John Live Wallpaper 1.0
Before Long John and Long John's LongJohn's,there was King John. The invention of all three werefollowedseveral decades later by another stroke of genius, orgenius with astroke: a live wallpaper with 500 quotes from the playand imagestaken from towns where Shakespeare once licked fish andate chips.Buy it now. It's better for the brain than Omega-3.
Troilis and Cressida Live 1.0
Agamemnon needed his mammy and Achillesneededhis big boy boots. This daring play presents the strugglesthesetwo bad boys of antiquity faced before committing tofull-bodygardening. For example: what is an insult and what istrulyinsulting? Reflect on that whilst repining upon 500 quotesfrom theplay along with pleasant images from the Bard's hometown.
Romeo and Juliet Live 1.0
Roro, Roro, climb up the window! Sorry.Myrhymes are weak sauce, but you can keep your lines spicy withthislive wallpaper featuring 500 quotes from the popular playwithimages of towns where Shakespeare once popped his ownachne.Remember, kids, poste haste makes human waste. Wash yourface. Nomore rhymes. Mean it.